ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!
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ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!
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"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast(three short sprays).
"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s ordinary air that will refresh itself over and over again.The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift.Comes completely assembled.Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper,never had A can of Asshole Repellent.So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!!
"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast(three short sprays).
"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s ordinary air that will refresh itself over and over again.The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift.Comes completely assembled.Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper,never had A can of Asshole Repellent.So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!!
ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!
ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!
- RECIPIENT OF THE 2011 "ULTIMATE GAG GIFT PRODUCT" AWARD !!
- WINNER OF THE 2012 "RETAIL ASSOCIATION MEMBERS" AWARD !!
- VOTED "MOST POPULAR RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES ASSN." AWARD !!
- RECOGNIZED "MOST PRACTICAL UNION EMPLOYEE SERVER AWARD"!!
- PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT
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